SHOCKING NEWS REGARDING NINTENDO AND PIKACHU

Oh lord. We are sorry to be the ones to say this but we have some truly bad news regarding Nintendo and Pikachi. Fans of Pokemon might want to look away now.

The bad news is this: Because Nintendo have been failing to sell enough consoles, they’ve decided to use their characters and games for other, non-gaming purposes.

It was reported to us today by the president of Gaming Headquarters Worldwide that Nintendo have begun to use Pikachu as an alternative kind of electric shock therapy.

If you’re feeling schizophrenic, you might want to contact Pikachu at “Pikachu_Electro_Shock_DoctorPhd@PokemonGeneralHospital[dot]com

Paul Harrison

Paul M Harrison is an entertainment journalist, novelist, and blogger, and a specialist in the theory of storytelling. Paul Harrison can be contacted via his personal website or on Twitter or Facebook.

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