Spent your childhood running around Hyrule? Beat up some chicken? Broke some jars? Captured the Master Sword?
Well hey, listen.
Did you ever notice how everyone in Hyrule is a total JERK?!
Like this kid. You’re trying to save the world. Kid comes running at you with the biggest booger you’ve ever seen in your life.
And these chicken. They’re not content making eggs. They gotta be all in your face.
Then there’s this fish grumbling about your bait.
But never mind the bait, this lads ben eying your tackle…
Head inside and its the same shiz. Mad man dancing by himself non-stop.
And this lad. He’s in Majora’s Mask. He can magically conjure a whole organ. But can he play it? hell no. He just hits the same 4 keys over and over again.
Link himself aint exactly sane either. I mean what kind of elf drinks ghosts?!
Suddenly Navi doesn’t seem so annoying anymore.
Zelda NPCs. Total jerks.